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FATWO APPAREL CO.

Inspirational quotes? Nah...

Matching family tees? Hard pass...

The FATWO Collection is for the people who roll their eyes at all that, the ones who prefer to laugh rather than dwell, and maybe want a little mystery instead of directness.

Life’s a dumpster fire, and we’re all just trash pandas looking for some cake… or a shot… or maybe that cheese paper leftover from a Wendy’s burger? We don't know, we're just here fighting a seagull over Cool Ranch Dorito dust. 

Born in Florida, powered by sarcasm, and just the right amount of petty, FATWO isn’t about trends or trying too hard.

These designs are made to make people look twice, laugh a little, and maybe even wonder what the joke is. Bold, witty, and unapologetically offbeat... FATWO is for those who like their style with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of good ol’ fashioned complacency.

So yeah, check out the FATWO Collection if you want. Or don’t. Honestly, it’s not that deep.

JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF WRONG

MORE DESIGNS COMING SOON!

We are working diligently to build out the FATWO product line with more salty shenanigans and a hint of sadness.

 

Actually, our stuff is great we will add more when we want to! 

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